Wife Can't Stand That Her Husband Puts Ketchup on His Pasta

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    Font - r/TrueOffMyChest Posted by u/nicorn_ 20 hours ago My husband puts ketchup on pasta. It seems like such a small thing to be annoyed by, but he also puts ketchup on our kids' pasta and now they wont eat pasta without it. I guess his family grew up very thrifty and their version of pasta is with ketchup instead of real sauce... but I've asked him if he prefers ketchup instead of pasta sauce and hands down he likes sauce better. But he just can't seem to enjoy pasta without ketchup, even thou
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    Font - I don't understand effort into making a marinara sauce from scratch and then ruin it with a dollop of ketchup on top?? I've suggested maybe we try to put a bit of sugar into the pasta sauce, or perhaps we could try to puree it more so that it's got a smoother texture. He shot down both ideas. it? Put all this I get that it's obviously something tied to his childhood. That's why he puts ketchup on his pasta. But if he says it doesn't actually taste better and still does it anyways then wha
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    Font - Edit: for everyone suggesting divorce....you are the reason I reddit. I can't wait to put "irreconcilable differences; he puts ketchup on pasta" on the divorce paperwork. To everyone else telling me it's NBD: you are part of the problem. You are monsters. How dare you besmirch delicious pasta with ketchup? DO YOU ALSO PUT SALT ON YOUR PIZZA!?! SMDH.
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    Font - Edit again: holy crap the comment section got fiery like spicy pasta sauce!! This is entertaining AF. But also, why the downvotes? Just because you're uncultured swine who puts Heinz on your marinara doesn't mean you should downvote innocent redditors who have more refined pallets.
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    Font - Tungstenkrill 17 hr. ago Fill the Ketchup bottle with marinara. 73 Reply Share
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    Font - Responsible-Stick-50 20 hr. ago You know, sometimes you run out of condiments. It'd be a shame if he went to the fridge and found an empty bottle. (6 hours earlier, you're standing over the kitchen sink squirting ketchup directly into the drain...) 424 Reply Share
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    Font - RevolutionaryFix1581 · 20 hr. ago I think we can all agree that your husband is a monster and your children are in danger. Reply Share 798
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    Font - goodusername__. 20 hr. ago Divorce 330 Reply Give Award Share Report Save Follow

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